
And even if it was possible, why did DJ give them all of the money she had? Bringing this string of convenience-based, logic-free story elements to a climax is the sudden revelation that, hey, why the fuck not? Kimmie Gibbler works at this theater.ĭJ talks Kimmie Gibbler into sneaking her ugmo sisters into the theater but then Stephanie wants some sort of an explanation for why they don’t have ticket stubs. How is that even possible? You can’t get to the concessions stand if you don’t have a ticket.
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Things get even more complicated at the theater as Stephanie and Michelle somehow figure out a way to spend all of their money at the concessions stand before they buy the movie tickets. Luckily for DJ, Steve is pretty unphased by this, as he’s pretty indifferent about what the movie is, just so long as he’s finger-banging DJ the whole time.

I’m not even kidding, Stephanie totally refuses to go to a PG movie and forces them to find something with a G rating instead. She’s constantly jutting her face out and making cutty ass remarks, and yet, no one ever gets pissed at her.ĭJ eventually convinces her sisters to come along but then further complication arise when Steve wants to see a PG movie. What is it with this fucking kid? Everything she says is so laced with hostility.

DJ recognizes that this is probably her only chance ever to finally get some action so she scrambles to figure out what to do with her two ugly sisters.ĭJ tells the girls that they have to come with her on the date and Michelle immediately starts giving her a real shitty attitude. Does that mean that absolutely nothing is going to happen over the next three Seasons? Anyway, Steve explains that he sent a note about their date but it wasn’t delivered by one of their friends, but he still wants to take her to the back row of the movies for some serious finger-banging. Plot points!Īfter everyone leaves, the doorbell rings, revealing Steve, probably the last significant cast-member to join the series. Danny expresses no interest in DJ’s dating life, or lack thereof, and only pauses to remind her to help Stephanie with her book report and not to let Michelle outside because she has the sniffles.

DJ says it’s no big deal because she thought she had a date with a hot piece of man-meat named Steve but then he never called.
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I just realized how much less gay things have been in the full house lately, and it made me sad.īefore all the grown-ups head out, Danny thanks DJ for staying home on a Saturday night to watch her sisters and being all responsible and shit.

Meanwhile, the dads all gear up for a hockey game because they want to hang out like old times before Aunt Becky showed up and spoiled their sausage party. Pre-Credits Gag: Becky and Jesse pit the twins against each other in a speed burping match but then the old baby, Michelle, comes in and beats them both.īecky prepares the twins for a trip to Aunt Ida’s, a character who didn’t exist before the previous episode but was such a hit that they had to at least reference her right away.
